Sucktitude

I got fired today. "Let go" as they put it. "Budget" they said. Damn. You suck.

Lesson #1. Unemployment for a man makes him useless.

I'm sure I'll get rehired. No, not completely. At least there's always the military. They'll easily take more cannon fodder.

Lesson #2. Living with parents has many financial benefits.

Of course...

Lesson #3. Living with parents makes men feel like boys.

And, as we all know,

Lesson #4. Boys don't get laid. Except by older half-uncles and priests. Which is why they invented pepper-spray.