Equal Opportunity Employer

Oh, by the way, I'm a prostitute now.

For $100, ladies, I can do you real good. Honest. No, seriously. I kid you not. You'll never know what hit you. I'll make you feel like I love you. And you can't buy that. Oh, wait, yes you can. $100 per simulation. Think it can't be done? Put yer money where yer mouth is.

Then again, that's kind of cold. When I provide the simulation, it may cause a lot of problems. She will long for me. She will spend idle thoughts wondering where I am, what I am doing, and if I am thinking of her. She'll want to call me up. She'll become obsessed. Obsessed with my Manxi-style. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-un-it.

Or, for our frequent fliers, subscribe to my Buffet plan! All you can take for 3 days or nights a week for a low low price of $1000 a month. That's a discount of nearly 25%! Space for the Buffet plan is limited, so act now!

Now just sit by the phone.

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Yup, sittin' by the phone.

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"Ohh, ol' Gil's gonna make a killing this time! I just know it!"