Just thought I'd share.

Neurotically Yours: Episode # 051: Do's & Don'ts
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F: LISTEN UP. SINCE YOU HAVE THAT WEIRD LITTLE HEART PROBLEM (AW, POOR BABY) I GOT A LIST OF DOS AND DON'TS FROM YOUR OVERPAID DOCTOR.

G: GREAT (SARCASTIC)

F: HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN'T DO. NO RUNNING MARATHONS, NO ROLLER COASTER RIDES, NO WATCHING THE CARDIOLOGY CHANNEL, NO VIGOROUSLY PICKING YOUR NOSE, NO SKY-DIVING, NO TRAIN SURFING ON THE TOP OF SUBWAY CARS, NO GUNFIGHTS, KNIFEFIGHTS, OR HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH NINJAS. NO VIEWING OF DISSAPOINTING SEQUELS, *AHEM MATRIX REVOLUTIONS*, AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAY YOU PARTAKE IN GROUP ORGIES.

G: (SARCASTIC) NO ORGIES? OH, WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?.......WAIT A SECOND....DID THE DOCTOR ACTUALLY WRITE "NO GROUP ORGIES"

F: YEP, FOR SOME REASON HE'S UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE SOME SORT OF PERVERTED TROLLOP.

G: AND HOW...MAY I ASK....DID HE GET THAT IMPRESSION?

F: PLEASE, AS FAR AS HE'S CONCERNED ANY WOMAN WHO GETS THEIR NIPPLES PIERCED IS A DAMN WHORE....A DAMN WHORE!!!

G: BUT MY NIPPLES AREN'T PEIRCED.
(FEELS HER BOOBS AND REALIZES THAT THEY ARE AND THEN LOOKS DOWN HER SHIRT AND SAYS)
G: WHAT THE HELL, WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

F: SEE, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN...YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON HALF THE TIME. NO ORGIES FOR YOU, YA DAMN NIPPLE PIERCED FREAKY.....FREAK!

G: ELEQUENT.

F: DON'T MAKE ME PULL THE PLUG ON YOU!!!

G: WHAT PLUG....?

F: THIS ONE! HA!

G: THAT;S THE PLUG TO THE TOASTER

F: AW MAN....I WAS MAKIN' TOAST...IT'S ALL RUINED NOW.


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