Quotes of the Week

1. "Hey, Brian, do you know how to make coffee?"
(someone at work brought his young child Brian who was bored out of his skull and running around the place)

2. "I can finally set up my cult compound to counter the Scientology fortress in Clearwater!"
(in response to a web site giving away free land in middle-of-fucking-nowhere Kansas)

3. "Now we can play dueling lighters!"
(brother after receiving a gift of a Zippo lighter from me. No, nobody here smokes, but we love the ability to create a tiny flame at any time)

4. "If I were a hamster, I'd be a blue one."
(new friend at Flippers. This is funny on three layers: and I love multifaceted comedy)

5. "Can you get any anagrams from 'anagram'?" / "nag-rama?"
(far too geeky for even me to mention its origins)