Reprinted Without Permission

So, I've got tons to stuff on my hard drives. Tons. Including a 12 Gig folder of ebooks. One ebook, in particular, I'm starting to read. I'll give you a hint: it's non-fiction. Or, at least, the author hopes so. Here's another hint. The title of this book is one I'd probably be shamed to announce. Even the very author, if properly googled, will turn up and induce shame upon me, the reader.

Instead, I shall post the first few paragraphs and let you decide what's going on. For the record: I realize I'm being a dumbass. I'm sabotaging myself every step of the way, BUT she's willing to at least humor me by going out with me. Which is more than I can say for most. I'm sure I know who I'm talking about.

Here is goes.

Ok. Here is the first key secret to understanding, not only _____ _________, but any form of influence or persuasion, in any area of life:

There's no such "thing" as love. There's no such "thing" as passion. There's no such "thing" as attraction, or chemistry, or lust.

I know, I know, you're saying. That's the problem ... for most of you, most of the time, there's no such thing. There's just boredom, frustration, and playing with Mr. Winky.

But that's not what I'm talking about, so play close attention. I'm not saying that people don't experience states of "attraction" or "chemistry" or "lust". What I am saying is that these states are processes that take place inside the human mind and body. Which means that they are states that ...

CAN BE SUMMONED FORTH AND DIRECTED AT WILL!!!

Here's an example: "Falling in Love" Exposed!!!

Ok. Since I'm being pretty general and theoretical here let's get a bit more specific and talk about what every woman dreams about: falling in love.

Now, based on what I've said so far, do you think I believe "love" is based on some mysterious "chemistry" that flows between two people? Maybe it's caused by a butt-naked little angel named Cupid who shoots an arrow into your ass?

No. Here's how people fall in love: First, understand you do NOT fall in love with someone when you are in their presence. No. You fall in love when you're off by yourself, thinking about them afterwards. This is why it is so hypnotically powerful, because you are doing it to yourself, and people are always their best hypnotists.

Here's how it happens: you go out with someone, maybe even one date. And then you go home, and you're lying there, thinking about them. And, you form an image of them in your mind. And as you do that, you start to list to yourself all the qualities about them that you like, "She's so, she's so, she's really." Maybe then you picture you and them having lots of fun in all sorts of situations. Then you get that warm, funny feeling right in your solar plexus, and then, the nail in your coffin, you say her name to yourself 2 or 3 times. If you're really a geek, maybe you even dance around the house singing it!! Or you possibly go about bring up her name in every conversation.

Sound familiar? Now, as you recall the times in your past when you did this, were you then able to stay cool, in control of yourself AND the relationship? Or were you calling her every day, always wanting to see her, and eager to kiss her ass, to the point where she, of course, dropped you?

Here's the point: "love" is a process people do to themselves! It's not a "thing" you trip over or a "hole" you fall into. And I know, even though I'm not there watching you, that as I describe it here on paper, you recalled and went through that process yourself, and recalled and went through that process yourself, and recalled the feelings associated with it. And if I can do it to you, on paper, when I'm not even there, then you can, if you know how, skillfully describe this (or any other) process to a woman in your presence, link it to yourself, and in a matter of minutes, cause her ...

UNDERGO THAT PROCESS AND FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ON THE SPOT, DUMMY!!!

Think about this for a second. The dumb process you did to yourself can now be used to make her fawn all over you, repeatedly and predictably!

Of course, the same thing applies to any other process you want her to run, or state you want her to experience, whether it's forgetting your competitor, (We'll show you how to do this later with my infamous "Boyfriend Destroyer Pattern") or anything else you care to name. If she's done it or experienced it once before, you can get her to do it or experience it with you again!!

How The _____ _______ Thinks Things Differently

In light of that understanding, consider this for just a second. Let's say there's some juicy, super-hot, incredible babe you've lusted after for a long time. And, to further sweeten the scenario, let's say through prayer, good karma, and the intercession of the Pope, you've managed to get a date with her. Should you be asking yourself questions like, "Where should I take her? How should I dress?"

If you only ask yourself these totally unimportant questions, then you are a chump. No. From now on, you'll ask yourself the question I always get the men in my seminars to ask:

If I could create any states of mind I want in this woman, this evening, what states would I want her to experience with me? Ok? How about states of:

*LUST*

*WANTON DESIRE*

*UTTER FASCINATION*

*FEROCIOUS HORNINESS*

*HOPELESSLY IN LOVE*

*SLAVISH OBEDIENCE*

*ORAL FIXATION*

Not bad for starters, huh? If you can get a woman to experience these kind of states in your presence (and to think about you this way obsessively even when you're not around) do you think you are going to wind up with just a polite peck on the cheek, a handshake goodnight, and a "let's just be friends", at the end of the evening? Or is she going to be all over you like flies on a mortician? You see, rather than thinking of how to get her to do all the behaviors you want from her, i.e., humping, sucking, etc., first think of what states of mind you want her to be in; states where it would be natural for her to do all those nasty things to and with you.

Wow, that's a lot of things. That's sad, yet controlling, yet resigned, yet manipulative, yet birthed-of-frustration.

I'm not a good enough actor to actually TRY anything this dude suggests... and probably too ethical to do it even if I could get away with it (damn my moral fiber)... these are wild claims. Wild clams indeed.

(typo retained for comedy value)