Sweetness

Wanna know what the sweetest complement a drunk girl has ever said to me?

"You're a diamond in the rough."

Too bad it isn't that good: in reality I'm only probably only an amethyst or something. Because if I was a diamond, wouldn't that mean you'd want to polish it and take it for yourself? She should.

BUT, combined later, this same girl told me, that when I find someone special....

"That hussy will take you away from me."

AWWWWWW

How could you not love that?