New Rules

Hey, fellas. I've got some new rules in place.

1) Those who spit into the wind, even if they don't get hit, will get spit upon. I will see to this personally.

2) Um... I don't know. See, I just need three rules so it doesn't look like I'm being random in my rule-ness. Lets say... if you step on snails, you will now be slung over a pit of hot coals.

3) If you're Linda, I'm allowed to talk about you. I'm not going to keep you a secret.

That is all.

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Oh, now you're DYING to know, huh?