Pussy

Yes, friends, this is a post about pussy.

Or rather A pussy.

Not anatomical, but someone who is SO BIG a pussy they've gotta attack my car, something that can't defend itself. Tire vandals.

I figured if it would happen, it would have happened a little sooner, like Sunday night or something.

But, I'm salary. Being late is no big thing. And I can afford a repair. Just how effective was that attack, anyway?

Something a child would do.

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I have my suspicions. It's too bad I didn't have insomnia tonight, I would have killed them.

NEVER fuck with another man's vehicle. I don't care if he killed your mom. The vehicle is sacred.