Some things to do before you die

I can't take credit for these. Written by Dane Sherwood.

Things to do before you die:

Lean to juggle more than three balls
Pull quarters from someone's ear
Hang up on an unwanted caller
Spend a couple of days going to shows in London
Baby-sit
Plan the perfect crime and sell it to Hollywood as a screenplay
Compete on "Jeopardy"
Live primitively
Shed nonessentials
Be silent for a week
Follow the yellow brick road
Flaunt it


And here's one of my own:

Down 3 large sake plus 1 small one with someone. I'm still running high on it. I'm pleased my diet now allows me drinks, so long as they don't have added mixers and stuff.