First Sermon

Ah, ok, so I gotta come up with sermons now, I guess. Reverend Manx... now you know the world really IS coming to an end.

So, when I went the strip club Saturday....

Look, I'm not a stuffy guy. I don't have to be. These are girls looking to make a living, these bartenders? The same. The club owner? Yeppers. And these guys? They are making it happen. You can't judge. Although, I would consider getting a lapdance cheating if you had someone.

"You sat where? And they touched what? With what?! And you let them?!?! No, you paid for it?!?!?!?!" *head explode*

Drunken Diana is always an entertaining gal. I'm a bit concerned with how much drinking she does every time she does drink with me, but she's in good hands, I guess. Too good, unfortunately for me. And, in a way, unfortunately for her.

But she got a pretty good sermon, I'd have to say. She was served a shot of 151 and while cuddling with me she confessed something. I asked if she loved her boyfriend, to which she replied in the affirmative. I pointed to the very strong shot and said, "let that represent love." Then I took a strawful of water and brought it closer to the drink and she swatted my hand and said "Don't fuck with my drink." And I said, "aha..."

See, it doesn't matter HOW pure the drink is. You're adding something to it that can only cause problems. Even if you didn't know someone watered down your drink, even if you couldn't taste it, it's still in there. You buy a drink, in this case a shot of 151, and you get 1 to 1.5 oz of booze, some 75.5% alcohol by volume. Add 0.1 oz of water to a 1 oz shot and you now have 65.5% alcohol, or 131 proof. Nothing happened to that original 1 oz, it's still there, but now you've diluted it. It's less concentrated.

You invest yourself when you love. You invest in another to love you back. That's the implied agreement. And you may do things when you think the contract is being violated. And they may seem like a good idea at the time as an alternative to dealing with the issue like an adult. That's the wrong thing, though, and it weakens the concentration of it. Yes, even if nary a soul ever found out.

Sometimes you need to take control of your life and be brave to tell the forces that lead you astray "Hey! Don't fuck with my drink!"

What can I say? I'm awesome and I know it.

*catches random panties thrown at him*

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