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So, evidently, Google ads seems to pick up stuff on sex and relationships. How is it that I come off as someone writing for those who need help in either area is beyond me.



But I am a firm believer in technology. So, if you really want Manx brand relationship and sex advice, j00 got it.

Relationships:
1. Be honest. Bit rule. Not just to others, but to yourself. Speak openly about this honesty. It’s important that both people want similar things in order for compatibility to happen. If she’s looking for basically social validation (ie. Not being alone) and a go-to guy for sex, and he wants to sit in a tree kissing awaiting the love, marriage, and the wife with the baby carriage, it’s not going to work out. It hurts, and you’ll cut some things shorter than they would transgress organicly, but sometimes that’s ok. At least you’re not fooling yourself, and if you REALLY want an open relationship where you want to sleep around then you’ll be much more likely to find someone who is fine with it than springing it on someone who, more likely than not, will not be ok. Plus it’s less of a bother to be honest than to come up with lies and maintain deceit. More energy spent being a good boyfriend/girlfriend/cowboy/tentacled alien.

2. Don’t take for granted. Ever. You’re lucky to have them, you lucky take-people-for-granted jerk. Remember: everyone is free to leave whenever they like.

3. Keep one eye open. Don’t fucking cheat or be a bastard, but keep open to the possibility that you aren’t with your perfect person. If you understand that, you won’t be embarrassed to consult #1 and say, “look, honey, I would rather be with X-Y-Z.” Remember, THEY deserve someone who will love them with all their heart, they don’t need your doubtful ass if you got doubts.

4. Don’t guilt. Guilt-trips, crying, and blatant manipulation violate #1. You bitch.

5. Remember: If it is meant to be, it will be, despite your best efforts.

Sex:
1. Try to keep up. Frustration will lead to a violation of (above) #1, #2, and may cause #3 to be invoked, and may make #4 happen.

2. Try anything twice. Once to try it, and twice in case the first time was a fluke.

3. Sex MAY make them like you better, but if it does swing the tide of a relationship, make sure you are following rule #1 to a T. Also, if you buy the cow without sampling the milk, then you deserve what you get.

4. Never use sex as a weapon to manipulate or influence. Ever. But feel free to play around with those ideas because sometimes, thinking about it, is hot. (Recall Relationship Rule #1, though)

5. Remember: Nice guys finish last. *elbow*