BORED

ETHICS QUESTION: If I found the blog of someone I know, who tried to keep it secret from me, is it ethical to not let them know I'm reading it? They mention me. More than just once. Some of it is confrontational-ish (things they wouldn't say to me), some of it is deception (things I DID NOT DO OR SAY), some of it highlights how they lie to me, too (things they didn't tell me for whatever reason, just general lies). But if I confront, scold, and demand corrections, then the stuff being said stops because I'm a "known audience". Then I won't be able to see the deception for myself. She's not using my last name or anything, but I do have a distinctly spelled first name and I don't know who knows what and blah blah blah.

ETHICS ANSWER: The ministry says "Do the Right Thing." The right thing, then, in my interpretation, is to say nothing and keep reading, lest I give my loyalty back to a traitorous little succubus of an imp. Or imp of a succubus, one or the other. You want the straight story? Come to me. Hear any rumors lately? It might be a good idea to run it by me. Well, good for me at least. I'm not infallable, but I don't like taking heat for shit I don't deserve to be taking heat for.

Anywho, I'm so bored now I could sacrifice a chicken. And since I've had this blog for like a year already, and I havn't put one of these faggy little tests on it, it's about time I do. The twist is (there's always a twist) that I'm answering it on your behalf.

Hey, at least I'm not answering it on your behalf in Japanese Kabuki.

1. Who are you?
A member of the adoring public.

2. Are we friends?
Depends on whether you paid back that five spot I lent you.

3. When and how did we meet?
We met on a mission: we were requisitioned to kill each other on the field, but neither of us could go through with it. And then you saved me from those seals.

4. How have I affected you?
+2 Dex

5. What do you think of me?
-4 Wis

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
That time at band camp.

7. How long do you think we will be friends?
You... do have that five bucks I lent you, right?

8. Do you love me?
Define: Friend love? Love love? Creepy love? Restraining order love? Loony-bin love? Hippie love? Did you misspell The Louvre again?

9. Do you have a crush on me?
I'd like to, yes, I would very much like to crush you.

10. Would you kiss me?
Then you'd owe me ten bucks, deal?

11. Would you hug me?
Gosh, you're needy.

12. Physically, what stands out?
That huge erection. Ha ha ha... just kidding. Obviously your massive gut is the only thing standing out from any which direction I peer at you.

13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Your heartwarming loving nature... which is completely overshadowed by that MASSIVE GROWTH YOUR CALL A STOMACH!

14. Do you wish I was cooler?
Yeah, then I could store my beer inside you. Maybe some cubed fruit and some punch for the kids when we go to the beach.

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Celcius or Farenheit?

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Manx, because you forced me to repeat it and believe it over and over again, you ego maniac!

17. Am I loveable?
Slightly, only enough to keep me from running you over with my car.

18. How long have you known me?
Geez, it feels like forever. A torturous, labourious, unending unceasing FOREVER.

19. Describe me in one word.
You.

20. What was your first impression?
When some guy sat on my while I was playing in the sandbox. When the paramedics got me out, there was a neat little impression of me in the sand.

21. Do you still think that way about me now?
No, you don't match what the sketch artist drew up for that guy.

22. What do you think my weakness is?
Flesh is generally weak.

23. Do you think I'll get married?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Seriously, though, for money or citizenship?

24. What makes me happy?
Can I answer the next question first?

25. What makes me sad?
GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! Now, what makes you happy? NOT getting kicked in the nuts.

26. What reminds you of me?
Cheese.

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Negative money, so I'd have my five bucks back.

28. How well do you know me?
Obviously, not well enough to trust you to pay back your debts in a timely manner.

29. When's the last time you saw me?
Last night, jacking off, outside of your window while you were sleeping. I thought you'd never know.

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
All the time. Too bad you're deaf.

31. Do you think I could kill someone?
You mean, you havn't?

32. Do you miss me?
Unfortunately, yes. But I'm getting a laser sight, so not for long.

33. Do you think i miss you?
I'd rather not give you a gun to find out.

34. Are you going to put this on your MYSPACE and see what I say about you?
Do what to the what now?

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