Outcasts of Society

For the record, South Beach sucks. Stuffy, unfriendly, snobby DICKHEADS rule supreme. I am very unhappy here... the extra cash doesn't help matter much. There comes a time when you have to listen to your heart, not your wallet.

And my heart is saying "ARG! I NEED MONEY!"

Man, what a sell out.

But, I found DDR here. And, for the brief 9 minutes of total playtime, I was a GOD. Although, just a minister, not THE God, but I didn't stop them.

Unfortunately, the female watchers were all underage. Or at least they looked underage. Already I spent an extra 10 minutes over my lunch break playing and got hell for it. Although, if they were not underage, I would certainly be ok with being an hour over my lunch break playing and, ah... "playing." It would have been interesting to try and charm one.

Too bad I'm too ethical.

...

Wait....

Hold up...

It was like 1:30pm... on a Thursday... if they were underage, they'd be in school....

"ARG! I NEED BRAINS!"