Year: In Review

Well, it's been an odd year, all things considered.

Started out with my unemployed ass plotting the heist of the century to become a multi-billionaire and hold countries hostage and fulfill my evil plans, wound up working the same job I was doing at where I was doing it before I was fired except for more money.

Then I allowed myself to get sucked in (not literally, much to the disappointment of all the children in Rwanda (it's true, they told me)) to being used by a traitorous girl for a bunch of time. Even finding a "plaything" who was lying to me to use me (which, in 20/20 hindsight, was a much better deal that being used in a non-sexual manner) wasn't enough to wrest the grip from me.

And then there was... well... there wasn't much else.

Bah. It's been a dull year.

I miss you all. Except for Timothy*, who smells like an elephant's ass.**

* Timothy does not really exist***.
** I do not really know what an elephant's ass**** smells like.
*** I think, therefore I am. Or, really, I think I think, therefore I think I am.
**** My association with the smell of asses that are not elephant asses are completely unintentional.