Bubbles in my Martini

(this conversation is paraphrased, and the stage direction simplified to point out the important things)

Mike: Wow, I want to try that drink you've got.
Me: Oh yeah?
Mike: Yeah, I never tried it before.
Me: You're telling me you've never had alcohol before?
Mike: I have, but not THAT.
Me: *thinks* Have some of my pizza instead. It's huge.
Mike: I'm on a diet. *has a set next to me*
Me: *continues thinking... ooh, a bunny!* *looks across the table at Su*
Mike: I really wanna try it.
Me: *slides glass outwards towards him* Try it.
Mike: The manager can't see me.
Su: Are you off duty?
Mike: Yeah.
Su: So try it.
Mike: I'm underage.
Su: Just go quick.
Mike: *watches for the manager to turn away and quickly sips*
Me: Well?
Mike: I like my drinks sweet.
Me: *smirks*
Mike: Now can I have some of that? *points towards pizza*
Me: Oh, NOW you ask.
Mike: *touches my arm* Oh, you're so nice.
Me: *cuts piece off and he grabs it and runs off*
Me: He's gay, right?
Su: Uh, YEAH.
Me: Ok.
Su: I've never seen him like that. I thought you were gonna throw up.

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Um, hooray?

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I mean, come on, a vodka martini has to be the complete OPPOSITE of a girl drink. Don't get me wrong, I like girly drinks because they taste pretty good, but at that moment I wanted something manly. There's no confusing it.

It's God's way of poking fun at me, I guess. Going, "Shuddap, Manx, you NEED to be single right now. It's part of my plan. LOL. *wink*"

Hmmm... would He actually SAY "wink"?

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