Blarg

Blarg. Rent is expensive.

DEAL-O'-THE-DAY
460 sqft 1/1... $750/mo.!

Yeesh. Fuck me with a chainsaw, please.

I didn't even get to see anything. I was on the phone making at least one appointment and with a noisy Diana next to me the lady on the phone said, "Who is that? Your girlfriend? Because if she's going to live there too, the rent is going to be higher."

Bitch. So I suppose if I get a raise my rent will go up more? How about if I like watching Nip / Tuck. Does that entitle you to squeeze me for a little more?

So I've got a buddy who lives in West Palm Beach. He moved in with his girlfriend and another friend and they got a swank apartment. He and his girlfriend were in love and engaged, so it was ok. THEN she totally flaked on him and ran off, leaving my friend and his friend left to pay rent they couldn't afford.

Which just further proves my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff.

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Meh, it's funnier when Norm says it.

I *DID* have a lovely time at the ol' strip club yesterday night. Di treated me for my b-day (it's not 'till Tuesday, don't panic yo). Damage done? About $100. Oops. I didn't TOTALLY rape her. At least I got my own lapdances. They were GOOOOOOOD.

I highly recommend everyone have at least ONE lap dance in their lives. Girls, please learn this very wonderful skill if you have problems with your man getting one from someone else. And, hell, get one yourself, too. :D They usually do more for girls than they do for boys anyway. Because life is unfair.

Speaking of unfair, I got some games I ordered like two months ago. :/ Sometimes it's worth the $3 for shipping, folks. Anyway, I got Advance Wars DS and Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow. I was planning to be done with Dragon Quest 8 but this moving stuff got in the way. I'm officially game backlogged. Which is too bad because I'm really excited about the upcoming Super Princess Peach. And by excited I mean HARD. No, wait, not really. Only when she's in doujinshi.

Ah well. Hopefully I'll have better apartment searches tomorrow.