Early Warning

Oh, by the way, THE BEARD's days are numbered.

If this works out, I don't think I'll grow one next year. I'm going to try and see if the Kevin Smith thang can work out for me. So far I think it might be a hassle because not only do I have to clip to a certain length, I'd also have to shave. When I'm clean(-ish) shaven, it's easy because I don't have to think in order to shave. Just paint shaving cream all over and hack it all off. With a controlled beard I'll have to work around it.

I'm going to beta test it next week. I gotta get some black sneakers, a comfortable baseball cap, a thin white undershirt, and a trench coat. We'll see how the collection goes. What's the occasion? I'm going to Jacon! Won't you go also?

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Yeah yeah, so I'm late. No group rate available anymore. And I didn't breathe a word about it here until today. Oh well.

I intend to fall in love that weekend. And despair when the love could never be. Sing with me now: HIGH hopes, we've got, HIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHH hopes.

(Oh, and, I'm also hopelessly in love with Erin Esurance. It doesn't make me want to buy my car insurance from them, though. Flaw of advertising? Maybe, but I think she's friggin' hot. Nice voice too. Seems like a bit of a goody-goody though. I'd love to totally dirty up her mind. Am I now officially crazy? Well, not over-the-top crazy. I already found some hentai of her. AND in the process found some Daria porn fancomic? That's very not hot. BUT, wow, I have to hold onto this.)

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