Hmph.

Is it just me or has everyone I've spoken or communicated with today given me a weird vibe?

It's awfully hard to feel sorry for something I didn't realize I did.

I'm probably just imagining things. Work's got me jumpy and distrusting. And I've been in a sour mood from extended family visiting over the weekend. You know what the extended means? It means I have to use an extended pole to touch and aknowledge them. This group of 4 is the black sheep of the family, and I'm the black sheep of the black flock I guess. What does that make me?

Anyway, he's my donation to society.

2g L-Arginine
1g L-Lysine
50mg Zinc

Not for use with people with herpes. And since I don't have herpes, it's further proof I didn't have sex with --- ha! I bet you thought I did, too. Who? Pfft. You know what they say: nobody takes care of community property as if it was theirs.

Anyway, L-Arginine is sold in caps of 500mg. L-Lysine in tabs of 500mg. Don't down them all at once. They're all big pills, and they may cause stomach discomfort. The way I did it when I needed protein supplements as a kid (and I took a LOT more than just those two amino acids) is space all the pills out with 5 minutes between them. Thankfully, since I hit puberty I didn't need to take them anymore, but it was about 5 months before my doctor at the time told me I could skip it. And when I did I noticed certain... ahhh.. physical downgrades. After some researched, I realized that the above two (plus the Zinc) compensate for the most major physical downgrade.

What does it do? Hm. Not sure if I should say.

Let's just say it's one of my secret powers that very few women have first hand experience with.

I am sharing this with you because I'm such a nice guy. >>

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Well, not that nice. There's another very important aspect that I'm intentionally leaving out.

Hey, I still gotta preserve at least SOME things as my own.

I can just picture Sam now. I bet she doesn't know whether to be disgusted or intrigued. Heh, "BECOME A HETEROSEXUAL ALREADY!" :P