T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tentacle Breaker!

My it's been a while. If you still read this, give me a howdy ho.

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HEY, are you calling me a HO?!

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Why yes. The unemployment job de jur is whore. I havn't been advertising. If I had been I'd probably be rolling in it now. After all, having a series of 25 extra muscles along something that shouldn't have muscles around it makes things rather intersting.

I'm kidding of course. But for some reason I've been contemplating the physics of hentai tentacles. To have the kind of dexterity required there would have to be a HELL of a lot of tendons and muscles and interlocking chains of cartilage and it would be hard to keep them all straight because the physics involved would tend a tentacle to get smaller the farther away from the point of origin is and...

... oh, wait, just like a natural tentacle. N-eeeeeeee-vermind.

Anywho, the additional bad news of the day is that my car's belt broke. I knew I needed one, I just wanted it to stretch until I got a new job. No such luck! Bro tells me it shouldn't be that expensive. That's good at least. But I still need to figure out a way to get it done all the while survivng the moral stone-throwing that is my parent's being home for the weekend. Looks like I'm trapped here. It doesn't get me off the hook for anything until Monday since I can always use their car. It also means I won't get gas money for it. And Monday I'm sure I'll be assigned lots of shit to do. My official job on Monday is the "watch the garage door repairman and make sure he doesn't steal anything" job. And I thought I wanted to go to a Job Fair. Feh.

I definitely can't survive thrown out on the streets so I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.