Snaggletooth
Look, just because I'm not going to erupt into a murderous rampage anymore doesn't mean it's ok to THROW AWAY my toothbrush.
Shit, it's not like it's an accident. I have an electric toothbrush, right, and the heads are replaceable. Toothbrush replaced every 6 months? Nah, just the head. Costs about the same as getting a whole new brush, sure, but I'm convinced they clean a little better. I can use it like a manual brush and there's an extra rotational factor in play to help get at those nooks and crannies. Which is important because flossing is a thorn in my side, so if my teeth feel cleaner I don't quite feel so bad for not doing it as often as I probably should.
Now, the trick with these things is that you just can't get ONE of those heads. They come in two and three. My model comes in threes. I bought it back in the day and used one head. The opened display case was left in the bathroom. I've decided I need to change it. Well, I actually LOOK today and, hells bells, it's GONE. Tossed. Now, these things ain't cheap. $20 for three.
Score so far:
$50 Brake Pads
$5 PVC construction bucket
$5 PVC pipe excess
$3 Ranch Dressing
These are items that were found in the house in respective locations that have been THROWN AWAY without any questions as to why I have them, what they're for, anything. My most hurtful was the salad dressing. I spent my time making a wonderful salad full of cooked toppings and it took me maybe 30 minutes to prepare. I set it on the table then open the fridge to get my dressing when... missing. PURELY MISSING. Now, I had JUST gone grocery shopping THAT MORNING. Expired? Well, why not put it on the list for me?
There is just blatant disrespect for anything I use. Anything. Nobody's ever asked me why I keep my hairbrush and deodorant in my room. Easy: because other people will use them and lose them or toss them because they just don't give a shit. I don't lend my pens or markers or anything because I know I will NEVER see them again.
Now, you wouldn't borrow something from a friend and smash it, right? Hell, you wouldn't borrow a clipboard from the petition taker and break it over your knee. You wouldn't borrow a pen from the hotel lobby just to toss it in a trash can. Why should your SON'S insert object here be any different?
So today I didn't brush my teeth. I feel gross. I didn't even want to leave this morning to pick up a new set because I knew it'd be a lot. At least I stole the $20 to get them.
Sheesh, why not? They're gonna cost me money? Hell NO.
In other news, it took a lot of sweat to get this far. But, it looks like things are going to go a bit faster now. I've wanted a long time to show these. :P



I've got a format that may work after all. I keep coming up with new game ideas, but I finally really understand 3D technologies... even if it IS rudimentary. But that's ok. Aim for the skies.
Interview tomorrow. YIKES!


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