User Warning

My body is changing shape. I'm losing weight and it feels good.

One of the consequences of losing weight is that basic activities change in how they are done. I can't open doors by just throwing my weight around, for example. Another consequence is evidently I don't know how to hug anymore.

Well, I do, it's just that apparently my aim is off more than usual. So if you hug me and I grab something I'm not supposed to grab, here is what you should do:

1. While hugging, pretend I'm not touching what I am. Seriously. I don't know what I'm touching anymore.
2. Casually mention afterwords what it was that I did wrong. Please don't embarrass me by making a big deal out of it.
3. Watch me get embarrassed anyway even if you did number 2 perfectly.

See, if I'm going to touch something inappropriate, I want it to be remembered. Casual cheap feels are not required.

Please bear with me while I get the hang over this changing body.