Cupid shat on your head

GAH
Blogger forced me to upgrade my account. BOOOOOOOO.

Anyway, I just realized something. My body likes to spring back to this shape like it's the way of the world. There is only ONE possible explanation for this. ONE.

If I LOOKED good, considering all my other overwhelmingly fantastic features and abilities, then ladies wouldn't stand a CHANCE resisting me. Like fish in a barrel.

Just think of it as God's handicap. Like adjusting my total score so I don't get an unfair advantage from all the other guys.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Yo yo yo. Bark with me if you're my dog.