Wednesday, August 15, 2007

A little thingie before work

Sometimes I see something that makes me snicker for more than a couple on minutes. This is one of them.
 
(I actually had a microwave with similar layout (minus the temperature dials) for a while as a child, so, I can attest that the button in question is not actually do what the music implies it does. Then again, it wasn't an oven.)
 

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Yasumi so sue me

So I spent a few hours yesterday at Yasumicon and here are my opinionated, uh, opinions.

Location: A downgrade for the con it's now held back at FIU. They did a much smarter job in organizing this year as opposed to the first year keeping everything within two adjacent buildings, and got lucky with the weather and hurricanes. So, it saved them some money and it worked out ok so that's good.

So, with the extra funds available, what was done with them?

Organization: Not one of the things that got increased funding. It's really annoying to go to a con for some fun only to have fuckheads everywhere in zombie-mob mentality. Event at GL-100. Cool, nice big room. Easy to get to. But... there's a "lobby" area inside the building that nobody bothers to keep clear. People just amalgamate these like a clogged artery. This mass of humanity just makes confusion. Is it a line? Is it a mob? Is the door closed? "What's going on here?" is a frustrated question when nobody else knows either.

There was very little signage pointing where things are relative to you. And while everything's physically close together the path to get there isn't so obvious. And with clogs everywhere it's not always obvious where everyone is going, either. They failed to control the area, if you'll excuse the military expression. Lining up for an event? Put a volunteer there to keep the line out of the way. Put some signs up. I might say they didn't know the volume of people that would come but, yeah, they know since it's not their first year.

Events: They had standard events less one: costume cafe. THAT is a fantastic idea and I hope it really picks up in other cons. It's pretty obvious now that I think about it, but no con's ever done it before (that I know of) so it's one of those really clever ideas. But, it gets smashed by organization. The signs scattered about don't really say much about how it works.

The viewing room was weird and the showing of Haruri, a licensed anime, was in rather poor taste, in my opinion, since it goes against the spirit of fansubs. There were other anime on it that I'd never heard of which is a good change from last year. BUT, there was only one viewing room. It ought to be a mix of known and unknown anime in each, by genre, to give people something familiar and introduce something new. It's more a style thing, actually. But, where's the schedule? You had to go to the room to find out. I guess it's the way it goes since they didn't print programs but, really, they should have.

Similar with the game room. All competition for one day was fighting games except for ONE military/team one. Everything else fell into the next day. No variety. Too cookie cutter.

Aside from those, the other events weren't too appealing to me. A lot of them felt like filler and junk (Parent's Guide to Anime?! How to start an anime club?! LAME-O). Like most conventions, the fan participation is very cosplay/costume biased. But that's just the way it is. Dealer room and artist showcase together in one room was a BAD idea. Both are big draws and the room was a mess. There is no crowd management in [what should be both] rooms, so, it's best to leave good spaces and let people figure it out. Except, the booths were really close to the walls so it was nearly impossible to navigate without shoving and pushing. And the problem with the campus is that you can't leave a lot of doors open and shitty people being shitty will usually flood a doorway with one direction and nobody will open any additional doors... and when they do people swarm to keep shoving. I knocked at least a three people to the ground unapologetically for being assholes. But that's more likely a Miami thing than anything else.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. They gotta start charging.

Now this is an unpopular opinion, I know, but it solves a lot of issues.

A) Keeps the fuckheads away. Some people are there to gawk and take up space and oxygen because they've got nothing else to do. If you gotta pay you already want to be there.
B) Gain funds for interesting events. Pay some guests like the other cons do. Then maybe you'll get bigger names than Sonny Strait, and ones perhaps that aren't trying to promote other things other than just being a cool guest.
C) Use payment due as "lure" for additional volunteers. Other cons do it. Volunteer to work and you get in for free. Then they'll have plenty of workers to keep things in line.
D) Go bigger and better with each successive year. Backtracking to FIU? Poor form. The indians weren't that great to you last year so you find another hotel. It shows confidence in the art and the con.

I'm just saying. Huh? I think I can do it better? Not by myself, obviously, I'd need a horde of minions following my every command and fund raising efforts. But I'd build my own con.

With hookers. And blackjack. In fact, forget the convention.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Time to Lose Credability

I like the Megaman Legends series.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

The Many Flavors of Fanservice

I hereby will rock the anime community by debunking fanservice.

Origin: I've noticed a correlation in my anime viewing habits. I don't wind up really gravitating to series with a whole lot of gender-bending and homosexual stuff. I'm not casting judgment on it, mind you, I just don't dig it. BUT, it's not because I actively seek out non-gay material.

Likability: For me to like an anime, I have to give it the two episode test. The 2ET, as I'm going to call it from here on out to be more scientific sounding by confusing you with acronyms, stems from anime usually only coming in two episodes per tape. Now with DVDs, the first volume usually contains three or four so sometimes I revert to that yet still call it the 2ET. That means I give an anime a very limited window of opportunity to hook me. Some people may poo-poo this idea since 2 episodes out of, say, Maison Ikkoku represents only 2% of the series. I respond by flinging back that poo and stating that good storytelling is good storytelling regardless of the length it is. Bad storytelling most certainly becomes evident within two episodes. Example: Ping Pong Club.

Thing is, some people are REALLY into gay material. Like the story doesn't matter insofar as there is girls into girls, boys into boys, and boys that look like girls and vice versa. To be fair, I like things ecchi. So I'm willing to be more forgiving on a bad anime that's dripping with ecchi stuff, much like someone into gay would be more forgiving.

Traditionally, fanservice has implied "ecchi" materials. You know, nudity, panty-flashes, raunch, the works. But I've seen through the smokescreen. Calling it "fanservice" is a way to marginalize it and avoiding finding a rational reason to dislike it. Thing is, if you don't like ecchi in your anime, that IS a rational reason. The colloquialism fanservice was used so that it wouldn't seem petty.

When I told you I don't like gay-heavy anime, you thought it was pretty petty, didn't you? You probably equated some of that with being a homophobe (which anyone who knows me can easily tell you I am NOT). "Give it a chance," you might have said, somehow thinking that the inclusion of gay and androgyny somehow instills a halo of good taste upon a series.

It's the Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding effect. Independent, artsy films use gay and lesbian themes to garner an audience of people who might not really be interested and exploit that community to lend authority and "art status" upon them. If *I* were gay, I'd be offended by exploiting my lifestyle for a marketing tool.

Results: So, that's how it started. Rejection of the word "fanservice" for ecchi, when, in reality, there's lots of fanservice that occurs in an anime at conception based on what audience they wish to get. Ecchi draws in the 12-25 male crowd, Gay draws in the 12-25 female crowd, Violence draws in the 8-22 males, cute draws in the 8-22 females. Each aspect explicitly chosen to get each audience group to impart that Subject Matter Halo (SMH) within the 2ET, regardless of number of episodes for the test.

And, no, I'm not "above" it. I get snookered in like everyone else. But you don't have to be above it to recognize it's existance. Armed with that detail, you no longer have to rely on "fanservice" as a catch-all to voice disapproval with ecchi. Now you can say, comfortably and with my blessing, "I don't like the ecchi stuff." It's ok. That way those that DO can maintain the dignity of partaking in entertainment suited for them.

All in all, it's one of the cardinal rules of my congregation: don't be a fucking snob.

To balance things, here are some reference materials for adjusting the scales. Disagree with the scores? Don't know: it's a vacuum out there.









 CostumeGayEcchiViolenceCuteEmoDeep Romance
Neon Genesis Evangelion63472974
DNA^261725546
Sakura Diaries318136 28
Those Who Hunt Elves71646313
Dragon Ball Z612814 12
Card Captor Sakura106449235
FLCL4186464 7