u r mr. gay

It's only got three posts but I think it's hilarious. Obviously it's satire. My favorite part? "AAA+++"... like a game is an ebay seller or something. LOL.

Also, I bought a toy. Yep, totally. It's a secret, though, until it actually gets here. It's backordered.

A) No, it isn't a sex toy.
B) No, it isn't a flash card.
C) No, it isn't a mod chip.
D) No, it isn't a unicorn (see also A).

Super happy bonus points for guessing what it is before I announce it.

In other too-late news, my high school reunion was last week. Heh, no, I wouldn't be caught dead going to it. Fuck the fucking fuckers. There's no one I want to see and anyone who wants to see me is misguided and clinging on to a fiction. Besides, I know who my friends are... even if I don't get a chance to hang out and chill or talk every day. :)

(btw, if I haven't so much as spoken with you over the phone in the last two months, be more aggressive in seeking me out. Show me you care.)

In more other news, I'm an executive producer! A PORN executive producer. No, really. I bought into a porn flick and am funding it. You know, like an investment. I'm supposed to get a handsome cut of sales for as long as it sells. Honestly, I'm just hoping to break even. Porn is a crowded market but, hey, at least I help fuel the fire.

And, that's it. With each passing day I get a little less boring.

Also, this episode synopsis made me laugh. And the anime ain't too shabby, either.