Got Metal?

Ok, so, it's time to reveal my secret.

I got a piercing!



"But, I don't see it! Your ears are intact, so is your tongue and lips, and your eyeball is lacking in all that might be shiny."

'Coz it ain't on my head, silly.



Yeah, well, I guess it is pretty easy to guess by this point. I mean, if it wasn't my dick it'd be my nipples then, right?

It kicks ass, too. It's a curved barbell on a Prince Albert piercing. It's a cold blue titanium ornament. Did I mention it kicks ass?

It healed pretty good and I've got a handle over the etiquette of showing it. If you're my friend, it's ok to show you. If you're a stranger, it's ok to show you if it comes up in conversation, or in response to exposing a piercing of your own (that takes effort to expose, so, ears wouldn't automatically count). If a friend tells another person "you gotta see..." then, yes, they gotta see. If someone doesn't want to see, it's ok, too. I'd show it to boys or girls without prejudice. No one can make a habit of seeing it, and I'll just to play it by ear in that case if I think someone is exploiting my eagerness to show off how much it kicks ass.

Yep. Just thought y'all should know. Because I'm very very happy with it and, yes, it kicks ass.