Squeeze Through

And there it is.

Hi. I'm Erik. A few weeks ago I realized I'm going insane. Since I realized that, I've been walking the path of insanity. Today I'm pretty collected, but I'm sure in a few years this site will be pulled as evidence in The Great Pudding Caper, and I'll go down in history. The correct thing to do would be to go see a shrink, but who's got that kind of money?

Who needs a bunch of posts to learn about me? I'll do this faster than you can spell ,.

1. I'm a nerd
2. Who needs a girlfriend
3. That doesn't drink nearly as much as he should
4. CLASSIFIED DIRECTIVE #4

Done. You can go away now.