No Shit

I could bore you with a bunch of health details. But I won't.

I could tell you that I actually used the phrase:
"That's so BULLSHIT that if shit could shit that would be the shit of bullshit." But I'll keep the pure joy to a minimum.

I could inform you that I'm being sued (!!!) by the dude I was freelancing for not finishing the project. Um, I couldn't finish it because you didn't give me all the stuff I needed to WORK. And how I need to hire a good lawyer that's also cheap and can countersue for his pay because I just can't afford law right now. But, I think I just did. Hmm...

Instead, I'll teach you a little math.



There, that was easy. But I still can't find Waldo.