The danger of preorders

Not all is well in Doki Doki Majo Saiban land:

BRACE FOR IMPACT

What's wrong? Hmmm... I guess I have to be a little more clear.

D:
DO NOT WANT! Here's hoping it's optional. Trading Creepy Gay for Creepy Pedophile is one thing, but now it's a trade for Creepy Gay Pedophile. Boooooo....

They did well to keep it under wraps until, oh, 4 days before release.

(ah, well, it's no big deal. There's a lot of witch-hunting action to be had.)

...

Wait a minute... men cannot be witches. SHENANIGANS!
 

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