Nekkid Time

So the other day I got into a discussion where cat assholes were a brief topic of conversation. Don't ask, it's far less interesting than you think.

And I got to thinking... what IS is about nudity that's so forbidden? Seriously.

I mean, everyone's got naughty bits. And I guess by referring them as "naughty" bits I'm buying into it, huh? Not at all. I'd rather not just rattle off a list of the forbidden. But they're there. There are men and there are women. Men have abc and women have xyz. It is what it is.

Why sit around and pretend we don't have those things?

The old testament tells the story of Adam and Eve (yeah, you can cut out rolling your eyes... just keep reading, fucko). God made them and things were koo until those two crazy kids ate the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge. Then they felt shame and tried to cover their naked bodies. God paid them a peekaboo visit and was pissed, boy howdy. God made us in His image and it was lacking shame of our bodies.

Now, believe in it what you will. Science for clothing? Warmth and protection. That's it. Sometimes both are not required. A comfortable temperature in a safe environment happens a lot. The weather is nice. No bugs around. Nobody's frying up bacon. No sandstorms. Nothing drippy drippy or bleedy bleedy. Hell, now there's no purpose.

Oh, right. Sex. Uh huh. Because nobody could EVER see a naked person of the appropriate sex for their interest and NOT immediately tackle them for fucking. I sure know that every time I take a trip to the strip club I just whip out my cock and spooge all over everyone with so much as a single exposed nipple. Hell, when I strip down in front of the Doctor I immediately get hard and start humping the examination table.

Lets. Get. Real. And you know what? Stuff happens. Erections happen. Moisture happens. It's not really all that important. You know all those rape fantasy stories where they go "you say no, but your body says yes"? It's a STORY. It's FAKE. What kind of bullshit would that be? The body is hard wired in that area. Thankfully the brain is soft wired and WE have control.

I don't know. Society seems really scared of this sort of thing and sometimes I feel embarrassed being a human along with all the rest of ya.