Sucktitude

I got fired today. "Let go" as they put it. "Budget" they said. Damn. You suck.

Lesson #1. Unemployment for a man makes him useless.

I'm sure I'll get rehired. No, not completely. At least there's always the military. They'll easily take more cannon fodder.

Lesson #2. Living with parents has many financial benefits.

Of course...

Lesson #3. Living with parents makes men feel like boys.

And, as we all know,

Lesson #4. Boys don't get laid. Except by older half-uncles and priests. Which is why they invented pepper-spray.

Point 1

11 Days later, I present point 1.

Thanksgiving. Time to give thanks, ya jerks. How did I spend my Thanksgiving?

Why, hacking my PS2. And it was fun. And satisfying. Multi-orgasmic, even, if it could be done.

...

And I didn't even need Rez.

Squeeze Through

And there it is.

Hi. I'm Erik. A few weeks ago I realized I'm going insane. Since I realized that, I've been walking the path of insanity. Today I'm pretty collected, but I'm sure in a few years this site will be pulled as evidence in The Great Pudding Caper, and I'll go down in history. The correct thing to do would be to go see a shrink, but who's got that kind of money?

Who needs a bunch of posts to learn about me? I'll do this faster than you can spell ,.

1. I'm a nerd
2. Who needs a girlfriend
3. That doesn't drink nearly as much as he should
4. CLASSIFIED DIRECTIVE #4

Done. You can go away now.